4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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