Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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