I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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