He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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