I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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