I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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