Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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