Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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