i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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