My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
kristin has been a bad kristin
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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