I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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