i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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