i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He's a Shit stain on my heart
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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