I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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