worst night to have a conscience
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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