i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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