mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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