He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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