youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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