the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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