So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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