Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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