they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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