quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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