No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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