why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
