I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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