Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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