Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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