I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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