Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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