I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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