The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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