Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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