do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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