I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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