i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Im part way to drunk.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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