oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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