I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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