I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
