...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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