Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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