so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Acid is not a monday night drug
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
