Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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