Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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