IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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