my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Randomize
