Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
