Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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