I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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