I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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