Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize