Can Purell be used as lube?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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